Pseudonymous One

Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”

Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”

Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”

Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”

Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”

Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

daphnebeauty:

vandonova:

That thing you do with your mouth - i like it! Probably too much…

Omg. Get on my dash forever. Sex.

This is kind of creepy stalker-ish, but I’m reblogging this anyway.

daphnebeauty:

vandonova:

That thing you do with your mouth - i like it! Probably too much…

Omg. Get on my dash forever. Sex.

This is kind of creepy stalker-ish, but I’m reblogging this anyway.

I’m going to be in New York on the 4th and 5th of July, if anyone wants to hang out.

ny-or-bust:

I’m flying out of JFK for Europe on the 5th. If anyone wants to chill on the 4th or 5th, I’m down. I just have to meet with my advisor at John Jay briefly, but other that, I’ve got pretty much nothing going on.

Reblogging from my personal blog to relay the message to you all as well. :)

alininha23:

1x01 - “Scout’s honor.” // “I was never a scout.”

Classic Castle

(via solid-ground-and-north-star)

There’s a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called ‘fan fiction’.

—Joss Whedon (via norbertleosbutt)

(via solid-ground-and-north-star)

diagnosticsismydivision:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.

I believe that it is called an aubergine.

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE

(via fallenangelkiya)

Reblog if you’ve ACTUALLY read The Hobbit

mintysushii:

peregrint:

thefoxxybenedict:

I’m curious how many people have, because it feels like I’m the only one.

ohohohohoho you are not

not at all

don’t worry you are not alone :)

(via fallenangelkiya)

Batman’s such a drama queen.

elbromerodesquisiado:

planetaryviolet:

fuckyeahnipplesonfire:

pootispenserhere:

Is it bad to laugh at this? Oh.

i dont know who my parents are but the one who adopted me is a god

(Source: gamerspirit, via smokegetsinmyeyes)

(Source: itwasntparadise, via smokegetsinmyeyes)

lizbethanne:

I love everything about this.

(via theysayoftheacropolis)

Seriously guys, I can’t wait…

morethancoffee:

For the hugs

kisses

cuddling

breakfasts

family dinners

nights in

nights out

flirting

jokes

laughing

protectiveness

comforting

silly arguments

family and friends finding out

Christmas

Thanksgiving

Coffee from home

John Woo marathons

Eyerolls

Crazy theories

Mafia hits

CIA

Hidden hickeys

Book dedications

Movie premieres

and so much more I can’t even think of right now

I need Season 5 now!

(via solid-ground-and-north-star)

yessssss

(Source: internetdrifting, via stannisissocoollike)

1994's Most Bizarre Suicide

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given by the American Association for Forensic Science, AAFS President Don Harper Mills astounded his audience in San Diego with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story.

I’m so sorry, Castle.

I’m so sorry.

I’m so sorry.

(via forevercaskett)

(Source: castledaily)